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hzlancer

Age/Gender: 23, Male
Location: Cincinnati
Job: wealthy mule farmer

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1/6/08

Level: 21
Aura: Fab

Rank: Town Watch
Blams: 20
Saves: 132
Rank #: 45,867

Whistle Status: Garbage

Exp. Points: 4,720 / 4,900
Exp. Rank #: 4,538
Voting Pow.: 6.29 votes

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Flash Reviews: 11
Music Reviews: 17
Trophies: 2
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Score: 10
Jerry: The End

"profoundly depressing"

submission: Jerry: The End
date: November 10, 2009

but equally impressive

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Score: 10
Tarboy

"ridiculously good"

submission: Tarboy
date: August 26, 2009

we are not worthy...

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Score: 10
FAUX: Chapter III

"long awaited 3rd chapter"

submission: FAUX: Chapter III
date: August 24, 2009

i really enjoy this series. the story is intriguing. the animation makes me feel like i'm reading a comic book come to life. the effect is very charming.

the music is light and mysterious, distinct yet never overbearing

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Score: 10
BO: The Secret of Steel

"don't feed the trolls"

date: June 11, 2009

wow best game ever! i loved it in every way, jesus christ! especially the music...

p.s. dont feed the goddamn trolls

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Score: 10
Cooking Sama

"my thoughts exactly..."

submission: Cooking Sama
date: June 10, 2009

fear of tentacle rape is the only reason i can't cook

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Score: 10
FAUX: Chapter II

"great story"

submission: FAUX: Chapter II
date: April 21, 2009

your series combines two of my favorite things -- a great story and not having to move to enjoy it. Checking back regularly for more!

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Score: 10
Merry Melony ep.1

"i also took some time to dress missy :\"

submission: Merry Melony ep.1
date: March 4, 2009

i watched this movie when i was reading mallmonkeys but was lurking too hard to have an account. but i just stumbled back on this again tonight and it's still as stylish and refined as ever. the way you tell the story is dark, moody and compelling. the art is surreal and beautiful. the voice acting was crisp and professional. everything came together with a very cinematic polish.

this movie feels like a sinister distortion of reality, the way streets end abruptly and cars are partially phased into them. i felt this suspenseful "you cant be sure this is a dream" sensation... definitely very eager to see the sequel you've been working on

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Score: 10
Shoo Fly

"damn flies think they run the place"

submission: Shoo Fly
date: February 19, 2009

the animation is very fluid and the art is crisp and beautiful.

btw aren't you due for another animation already? :D

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Score: 10
Salad Fingers

"i dread tomorrow"

submission: Salad Fingers
date: February 7, 2009

so i hear youre a genius. but it seems you have chosen to apply this gift by instilling true dread into my shriveled heart. ever since you released this series i have been a slave to it, mind and body. its nightmarish grip erodes my soul and ages me horribly.

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Score: 10
There She Is!! final step

"all time classic"

date: January 3, 2009

when i think of newgrounds and its many distinguished contributions over the years, sambakza's is one of the biggest, brightest exclamations.

a carefree style and charming little story, amazing animation and professionalism.. this series repeatedly raised the bar for flash cartoons and helped define the high quality we can now expect from the flash portal

what a long and wonderful journey it's been!

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